What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:28
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So they tried
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
If it weren't for your ult, which group would be your ult?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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